男人和女人之間的計算公式

購物數學 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]

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男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價值一元的東西

A man will pay for a item he needs

女人總是花1元錢買她不需要的價值2元的東西

A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need

一般方程與統計 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]

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女人在找到一個丈夫之前總是為未來擔心

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

男人在找到一個妻子之後才開始擔心未來

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

成功男人的標誌是: 掙的錢比他妻子花掉的還多

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

成功女人的標誌是: 她找到了這樣一個丈夫

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

幸福 [HAPPINESS]

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要想與一個男人幸福相守, 你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

要想與一個女人幸福相守, 你必須盡量多愛她, 但絕不要試圖去理解她

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

長壽 [LONGEVITY]

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結婚的男人比獨身的男人長壽, 但結婚的男人更多的想去死

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die