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剛才來了個美國人,進到辦公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閒,面帶微笑的:
前台小姐:“Hello.”
美國人:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
美國人:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
美國人:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美國人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
美國人:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
美國人吐血而亡……
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