一封與眾不同的情書及美妙的回復！

　愛情，是一個永久的話題！人一旦遇到愛情，就會激發他（她）無限的創造力。比如這封來自遠古的情書，再比如這封火星文的情書，再再比如這封隱藏在摩斯密碼中的情書……而下面這個又是一封情書，一封與眾不同的情書，看看吧，說不定你會用得到！

我最親愛的Reshma，請回答下面的問卷，計分如下：

A、10分　B、5分　C、3分

１每次你走進教室，你的目光總會落在我身上，是因為：

A、愛我　B、情不自禁要看到我　C、真的麼？我有這麼做麼？

２每次教授講笑話，你都會大笑並轉過頭看我，是因為：

A、你總是喜歡看我笑　B、你想知道我喜歡不喜歡笑話　C、你被我的笑容吸引

３當你在班上唱歌，我一進來你就馬上不唱了，是因為：

A、你不好意思在我面前唱歌　B、我的出現影響到你了　C、你擔心我會不會喜歡你唱的歌

４當你展示童年照片的時候，我向你要，但你把它藏起來了，是因為：

A、你覺得害羞　B、你覺得不自在　C、你不知道

５出遊的時候，我和朋友都向你伸出手要拉你一把，但是你只拉住了他的手，是因為：

A、你想看到我失望　B、一旦握住了我的手，你就不想放開　C、你不知道

６你昨天等車的時候，卻沒有上車……

A、你在等我　B、你在想著我，沒注意到車來了　C、車太擠了

７你爸媽來學校的時候，你把我介紹給他們，是因為：

A、我將成為你的新郎　B、你只想知道你爸媽怎麼看我　C、就是想把我介紹給他們

８我說過我喜歡女孩帶玫瑰。第二天你頭上就戴了朵玫瑰花，是因為：

A、滿足我的願望　B、你喜歡玫瑰花　C、碰巧你有朵玫瑰花

９那天，是我生日。你一大早6：00就到了廟裡，是因為：

A、你希望和我一起祈禱　B、你想在我生日那天第一個見到我　C、因為你有信仰，所以想在廟裡祝福我

如果你的得分超過40，你就是愛上我了，趕快說出來吧！如果你的得分在30-40之間，愛情已經在你心中含苞待發！如果你的得分低於30，你還在懷疑到底愛不愛我？

衷心期待你的回復……

愛你的，Aakash

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Aakash，請回答下面的判斷題。

１如果有人坐在第一排，一般來說當別人進入教室，會看到他們。

A、是　B、否

２當一個女孩笑、瞟見所有人的時候，這是愛情麼？

A、是　B、否

３唱歌的時候忘了詞，他/她會不會停下來？

A、是　B、否

４我那時候正在給我的女性朋友看我小時候的照片，你把湊上來了，對麼？

A、是　B、否

５我不想在出遊的時候拉你的手，你還不明白麼？

A、是　B、否

６我不該在公車站等我的好朋友Anjali麼？

A、是　B、否

７我不該把你當作一個朋友介紹給我爸媽麼？

A、是　B、否

８你還說你喜歡蓮花、花椰菜，香蕉開的花，對吧？

A、是　B、否

９那是你的生日啊？之所以我會在廟裡看見你，是因為我每天都去廟裡，你知道麼？

A、是　B、否

如果你有任何一個答案是“是”，那麼我並不喜歡你。如果你回答了“不是”，那你根本不瞭解什麼是愛，希望你都明白了！

　　附上英文原文，感覺上面的譯文有的地方不流暢，煩請精通英文的同學給指正一下。

My Dearest Reshma,Please answer the following questionnaire.

For Options(A) 10 marks(b) 5marks and(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love

(b) you couldn't control seeing me

(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy

(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me

(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Aakash

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Aakash,Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.